Date: Wednesday, 4/5/2011
Subject: Jack Walrond learns new position
Jack Walrond has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 4/23/2011
Subject: Neil Salazar is sick...
Diagnosis: Flu.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Laurie O'Brien
Dear Sir,
Laurie O'Brien has nothing more to prove at AA Death Mountain Gorons!
He has an AVG of .322 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/5/2011
Subject: Jason Bay healing process
Jason Bay is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/8/2011
Subject: Status of Jose Cuervo
Dear Sir,
Jose Cuervo has an AVG of .246 at AA Death Mountain Gorons!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/21/2011
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Eric Chyeah
Date: Monday, 5/22/2011
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I no
regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Jason Bay
Date: Saturday, 5/27/2011
Subject: Progress of Jack Walrond
Dear Sir,
Jack Walrond has nothing more to prove at AA Death Mountain Gorons!
He has an AVG of .276 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/14/2011
Subject: Ralph Barnes learns new position
Ralph Barnes has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 6/16/2011
Subject: Progress of Matt Murdock
Dear Sir,
Matt Murdock is hitting the ball well at AA Death Mountain Gorons!
He has an AVG of .353, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/16/2011
Subject: Progress of Jesse Drake
Dear Sir,
Jesse Drake is hitting the ball well at AA Death Mountain Gorons!
He has an AVG of .296, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/17/2011
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Xavier Nady
Date: Friday, 6/23/2011
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Octavio Dotel
Date: Tuesday, 7/4/2011
Subject: Progress of Stacey Marlatt
Dear Sir,
Stacey Marlatt is doing pretty good at AA Death Mountain Gorons!
He has an ERA of 3.93, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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