Date: Monday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Val Paige
Dear Sir,
Val Paige has an AVG of .377 at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Eric Matos
Dear Sir,
Eric Matos has nothing more to prove at AA Jacksonville Suns!
He has an AVG of .299 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Craig Miller
Dear Sir,
Craig Miller is doing pretty good at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an ERA of 2.76, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Brian Brainard
Dear Sir,
Brian Brainard has nothing more to prove at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an AVG of .276 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Lou Durocher
Dear Sir,
Lou Durocher has nothing more to prove at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an AVG of .295 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Ed Virgil
Dear Sir,
Ed Virgil has nothing more to prove at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an ERA of 2.52 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/2/2011
Subject: Progress of Storm Walsh
Dear Sir,
Storm Walsh has nothing more to prove at AA Jacksonville Suns!
He has an AVG of .346 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/3/2011
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Matt Moses
Date: Thursday, 5/4/2011
Subject: Progress of Kevin Morrison
Dear Sir,
Kevin Morrison has nothing more to prove at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an ERA of 3.80 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/8/2011
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Mike Wood
Date: Sunday, 5/14/2011
Subject: Ben Fritz healing process
Ben Fritz is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/20/2011
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Vernon Wells
Date: Sunday, 5/21/2011
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Reggie Abercrombie
Date: Wednesday, 5/31/2011
Subject: Status of Gerald Bigbee
Dear Sir,
Gerald Bigbee isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Jacksonville Suns!
He has an AVG of .248, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/3/2011
Subject: Progress of Kazuhir Burns
Dear Sir,
Kazuhir Burns has nothing more to prove at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an AVG of .309 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/4/2011
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Vinny Rottino
Date: Friday, 6/16/2011
Subject: Progress of Johnny Storm
Dear Sir,
Johnny Storm is doing pretty good at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an ERA of 3.00, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/17/2011
Subject: Progress of Newt Fuhr
Dear Sir,
Newt Fuhr has nothing more to prove at A Vero Beach Dodgers!
He has an ERA of 3.86 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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